Okay Apple, I've dotted all my i's and crossed all my t's... and boy were there a lot of them. The worst part was when I had to get a different screenshot resolution for every single Apple device. But it's done. Now, I just get to sit and wait and cross my fingers. I keep checking my email and expecting a "what are you doing? this is totally wrong in so many ways!" email, but so far it hasn't come.
The review process takes about 7 days on average, so I'll be holding my breath until then.